Don:
I was expecting this.
You're my FCKing consigliere, what should we do ?
FCK:
I think you should meet with them.
They are very powerful, see for yourself, here's their briefcases with documents
Don:
It's fine
FCK:
Golf ?
Don:
I only play golf with my friends.
I will accept them at home
Brown banker:
I hate dogs, why is this mongrel running loose
Blue banker:
Ooooh, he recognizes you ha ha ha
Brown banker:
Okay, let's do this, big business.
I can't believe we're going to him.
Blue banker:
If someone had told me 10 years ago that we would have an offer for Don Bitcoin,
I wouldn't have believed it either. He has become very powerful and grows stronger, yet he was nobody.
Where is he from, again ?
Brown banker:
Nobody knows, our research did not manage to find where it came from or any history.
This is the first time we don't know anything
Brown banker:
Do you think he'll agree ?
Blue banker:
We'll soon see ?
Brown banker:
If we come back with nothing, the board will be pissed
Blue banker:
We will worry about that then.
First let's see what he says when we give him our offer
Brown banker:
Don Bitcoin,
we want to buy 1'000'000 BTC and 1'000'000'000 FCK
We are willing to pay the price at the highest ATH ever 20'000 USD for 1 BTC and 0.01 USD for 1 FCK
Don:
Why me ?
After all, you have unlimited capital, why not buy on the exchanges ?
Blue banker:
You know that we can't buy such quantities on the market.
There would be madness, no one could predict what the price would be then, people are unpredictable.
We are businessmen, not madmen
Brown banker:
We want to do it quietly, and in exchange for 1'000'000 BTC and 1'000'000'000 FCK we will transfer 5% of our shares in banks.
5% is just the beginning, with such a share you will receive an exorbitant dividend every year
Don:
I understand... this is a very generous proposition today.
I wonder what you would do with so much BTC and FCK
Blue banker:
BTC will be an additional security for our capital and our wealthy investors.
We guarantee that BTC will not be transferred to exchanges.
We need FCK to enter the industry of accepting crypto for services and goods, we are thinking about a certain powerful market, but that is another topic.
We hope that the price of FCK will increase in the coming years
Don:
I understand. Is this all ?
Brown banker:
We know you have more than a million BTC.
Even by selling us a million, you will still be a whale.
You have powerful connections and with this money, your people will be able to quietly buy BTC in small batches from the market, so that the prices do not screw up.
Who knows, maybe you can buy back a lot
Blue banker:
I would like to add that timing is important to us.. the 5% stake is already prepared.
Just agree
Don:
I met with you because I heard that people respect you.
So, let me start with the fact that, I actually have over a million BTC. I also, have many friends who could buy more BTC from the market... And yet, I still have to refuse
Don:
And I'll explain why.
Your business is dirty, as the Jews would say, "not kosher".
You don't understand the essence of crypto.
If I agreed, the entire crypto world that I now have on my side would turn against me
Blue banker: [thought]
Wtf...!?
Don:
In addition, I do not have 1'000'000'000 FCK and I sincerely doubt that even my advisor FCKing CEO has that amount.
As far as I know, most of the FCK was irretrievably lost between 2014-2018
Don:
You can ask my advisor for details, but when it comes to your offer, my refusal is final
Don:
Congratulations on your willingness to have BTC and FCK, but the only thing I can offer is purchase it on exchanges.
I do not see a conflict of our interests here, so good luck and success
Brown banker:
It's fucking raining
Blue banker:
Damm... my new shoe !
Two thousand bucks went to hell
Brown banker:
Your shoes cost two thousand bucks ?!
Blue banker:
Not shoes, just a shoe !...
Brown banker:
I'm fed up, it was a shitty day !
Blue banker: [thought]
Fuck !
Dogecoin: [thought]
Hehe
FCK:
Incredible !
Yesterday it was such a downpour, and today we play on a completely dry golf course.
The company that built them are really professionals
Don:
Exactly it was pricey but now you see what I paid for.
Every dollar was worth it.
The biggest work is below us, drainage etc.
I have their business card somewhere at home, I'll give you a contact
FCK:
Maybe someday...
I'd rather play for you
FCK:
You know how they say, it's best to have friends with the yacht and the golf course
Don:
Whoever said it was a wise man.
I don't even remember the last time I was on my yacht
FCK:
How did you know it was going to rain yesterday when I was offering golf to meet the bankers
Don:
I checked the weather forecast, and you really know I don't do business with strangers while golfing
Don:
Coming back to yesterday's meeting:
I don't like these bankers.
I know that my refusal will have consequences.
These are not the people who will come to terms with it.
Don:
Get Fcktoshi, I need to talk to him
Fcktoshi: [thought]
I'm Fcktoshi, I help people make the right decisions
FCK:
Of course, I'll arrange it immediately
Don:
You will fly to Tokyo.
You will meet my friend Satoshi.
You will learn how our interests are doing, I know there are problems.
I can't get this over the phone
Satoshi:
I'm Satoshi Yamato.
I run Don's business in Japan
Don:
When you come back from Japan, we will discuss FCKcoin
I wonder where the sudden interest of the bankers in this particular coin comes from
I am superstitious and don't believe in cases
FCK:
Ok, I'll take the next flight to Tokyo.
I wanted to tell you that FCKcoin entered the next exchange EREX.io
Interesting exchange, has dice, faucet, lottery, invest, referral, ico
Don:
Very good, the project is progressing properly
FCK:
Yes,
today we exceeded 2 million blocks in openchains.info
The prize has already dropped to 0.09536743 Fcktoshi
Don:
It's a very old project.
Scrypt since 2013. It will get really interesting when FCKcoin changes to PoS.
Then the quantity you have will really matter.
FCK: [thought]
The trip to Tokyo will take 27 hours.
It's good that I have a 7-hour break with a change in Frankfurt am Main
FCK: [thought]
I have never been to the financial center of the euro area.
7 hours is enough for shopping and relaxing with a German beer
FCK: [thought]
... and a gift straight from Germany for Satoshi
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