I was expecting this.
You're my FCKing consigliere, what should we do ?
I think you should meet with them.
They are very powerful, see for yourself, here's their briefcases with documents
I only play golf with my friends.
I will accept them at home
I hate dogs, why is this mongrel running loose
Ooooh, he recognizes you ha ha ha
Okay, let's do this, big business.
I can't believe we're going to him.
If someone had told me 10 years ago that we would have an offer for Don Bitcoin,
I wouldn't have believed it either. He has become very powerful and grows stronger, yet he was nobody.
Where is he from, again ?
Nobody knows, our research did not manage to find where it came from or any history.
This is the first time we don't know anything
Do you think he'll agree ?
We'll soon see ?
If we come back with nothing, the board will be pissed
We will worry about that then.
First let's see what he says when we give him our offer
we want to buy 1'000'000 BTC and 1'000'000'000 FCK
We are willing to pay the price at the highest ATH ever 20'000 USD for 1 BTC and 0.01 USD for 1 FCK
Why me ?
After all, you have unlimited capital, why not buy on the exchanges ?
You know that we can't buy such quantities on the market.
There would be madness, no one could predict what the price would be then, people are unpredictable.
We are businessmen, not madmen
We want to do it quietly, and in exchange for 1'000'000 BTC and 1'000'000'000 FCK we will transfer 5% of our shares in banks.
5% is just the beginning, with such a share you will receive an exorbitant dividend every year
I understand... this is a very generous proposition today.
I wonder what you would do with so much BTC and FCK
BTC will be an additional security for our capital and our wealthy investors.
We guarantee that BTC will not be transferred to exchanges.
We need FCK to enter the industry of accepting crypto for services and goods, we are thinking about a certain powerful market, but that is another topic.
We hope that the price of FCK will increase in the coming years
I understand. Is this all ?
We know you have more than a million BTC.
Even by selling us a million, you will still be a whale.
You have powerful connections and with this money, your people will be able to quietly buy BTC in small batches from the market, so that the prices do not screw up.
Who knows, maybe you can buy back a lot
I would like to add that timing is important to us.. the 5% stake is already prepared.
I met with you because I heard that people respect you.
So, let me start with the fact that, I actually have over a million BTC. I also, have many friends who could buy more BTC from the market... And yet, I still have to refuse
And I'll explain why.
Your business is dirty, as the Jews would say, "not kosher".
You don't understand the essence of crypto.
If I agreed, the entire crypto world that I now have on my side would turn against me
Blue banker: [thought]
In addition, I do not have 1'000'000'000 FCK and I sincerely doubt that even my advisor FCKing CEO has that amount.
As far as I know, most of the FCK was irretrievably lost between 2014-2018
You can ask my advisor for details, but when it comes to your offer, my refusal is final
Congratulations on your willingness to have BTC and FCK, but the only thing I can offer is purchase it on exchanges.
I do not see a conflict of our interests here, so good luck and success
It's fucking raining
Damm... my new shoe !
Two thousand bucks went to hell
Your shoes cost two thousand bucks ?!
Not shoes, just a shoe !...
I'm fed up, it was a shitty day !
Blue banker: [thought]
Yesterday it was such a downpour, and today we play on a completely dry golf course.
The company that built them are really professionals
Exactly it was pricey but now you see what I paid for.
Every dollar was worth it.
The biggest work is below us, drainage etc.
I have their business card somewhere at home, I'll give you a contact
I'd rather play for you
You know how they say, it's best to have friends with the yacht and the golf course
Whoever said it was a wise man.
I don't even remember the last time I was on my yacht
How did you know it was going to rain yesterday when I was offering golf to meet the bankers
I checked the weather forecast, and you really know I don't do business with strangers while golfing
Coming back to yesterday's meeting:
I don't like these bankers.
I know that my refusal will have consequences.
These are not the people who will come to terms with it.
Get Fcktoshi, I need to talk to him
I'm Fcktoshi, I help people make the right decisions
Of course, I'll arrange it immediately
You will fly to Tokyo.
You will meet my friend Satoshi.
You will learn how our interests are doing, I know there are problems.
I can't get this over the phone
I'm Satoshi Yamato.
I run Don's business in Japan
When you come back from Japan, we will discuss FCKcoin
I wonder where the sudden interest of the bankers in this particular coin comes from
I am superstitious and don't believe in cases
Ok, I'll take the next flight to Tokyo.
I wanted to tell you that FCKcoin entered the next exchange EREX.io
Interesting exchange, has dice, faucet, lottery, invest, referral, ico
Very good, the project is progressing properly
today we exceeded 2 million blocks in openchains.info
The prize has already dropped to 0.09536743 Fcktoshi
It's a very old project.
Scrypt since 2013. It will get really interesting when FCKcoin changes to PoS.
Then the quantity you have will really matter.
The trip to Tokyo will take 27 hours.
It's good that I have a 7-hour break with a change in Frankfurt am Main
I have never been to the financial center of the euro area.
7 hours is enough for shopping and relaxing with a German beer
... and a gift straight from Germany for Satoshi